3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
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the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
Thank you for not boning my boss.
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He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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