Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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