At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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