I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
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At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
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So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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