Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
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I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
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I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
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