I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
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