I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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