I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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