i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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