just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
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everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
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I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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