Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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