I'm really into asian looking animals
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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