with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
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I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
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I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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