yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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