eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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