We named our party play list daddy issues
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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