Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
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Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
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Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
why is half of my head shaved?
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