I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
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Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
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According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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