Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
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just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
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I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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