the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Panties = found
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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