Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
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better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
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I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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