Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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