Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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