Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
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