Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
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it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
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You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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