wat bout pragnant strippers??
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize
