Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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