How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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