I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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