How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
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all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
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Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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