so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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