Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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