check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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