How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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