I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
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Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
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WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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