I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
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