if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
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She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
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I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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