I got chris browned last night
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
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Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
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2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
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