Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
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What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
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To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
This is my life. Enjoy the view
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
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