I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
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My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
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In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Terrible idea I love it
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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