We're like a lot better than the average bears
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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