But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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