So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
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he referred to my room as the tit cave...
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
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ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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