You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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