it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Your cock deserves a montage
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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