I don't remember. Are we still dating?
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
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Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
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I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
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