Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
BRING THE BAGELS
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Randomize
