PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
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I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
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Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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