Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
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New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
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I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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