Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
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I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
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Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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