what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
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sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
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Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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