Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
operation have a gay friend backfired
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
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