oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
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When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
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In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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