First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
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If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
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Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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